It’s a Thursday evening. The kind where your hair feels like it’s personally protesting everything you’ve put it through this week, and your stomach is giving subtle but pointed reminders that your “diet” has consisted of coffee, survival, and whatever you grabbed while trying to respond to 17 emails at once.
You walk past the mirror and pause. You lean in.
Your hair looks… tired. Your skin looks like it wants to file a complaint. And your insides? They’re whispering something along the lines of, “Please stop doing us like this.”
And that’s the exact moment when you realize something crucial:
Everything in your life is asking for a reset.
Not a dramatic, move-to-a-remote-island reset. Just a tiny, molecular-level refresh. The kind that comes from giving your body two simple gifts: something that feeds the outside, and something that sweeps out the inside.
Which, by the way, is exactly what UnAltrd is all about.
And yes, I’m about to tell you how a hair conditioner and a gut cleanser became my unofficial two-step ritual for feeling like a functioning adult again.
But first… let’s talk about the brand behind the magic.

A Brand Built on Real Healing, Not Marketing Buzzwords
There are brands that feel glossy, curated, and perfectly filtered.
And then there’s UnAltrd, which feels like sitting down with someone who’s lived through real health imbalance, done the research, committed to natural living, and now hands you the cliff notes so you don’t have to learn everything the hard way.
UnAltrd didn’t appear out of thin air. It grew out of Catherine and Reggie Bey’s deeply personal healing experience. After years of struggling with endometriosis, infertility, and the kind of chronic imbalance that can take over your entire life, they made a shift: an alkaline, nature-guided lifestyle. A lifestyle built on cellular nourishment, botanical cleansing, mineral replenishment, and removing anything that alters the body’s natural rhythm.
The result? A major transformation.
Not overnight miracles. Just consistent, nature-rooted healing.
And because turning your life around with whole-body wellness tends to awaken a desire to help other humans do the same, UnAltrd was born.
Their whole philosophy can be summed up like this:
The body already knows what to do. Help it, don’t hinder it.
Clean ingredients. Clean formulas. Real, straightforward education.
No chemicals for shock value. No synthetics for shine. No fillers pretending to be nutrition.
Just nature doing its job when you finally step aside.
Which brings me to the two products we’re diving into:
The Batana Oil Conditioner
And the Rewind Gut & Cell Cleanser
Both wildly different, both wildly effective in their own lanes, and both shockingly complementary.
Because apparently, the secret to feeling brand-new as a grown-up might actually be… shampoo’s best friend and your digestive system’s new roommate.
Let’s begin with the part of your body that says the most even when you’re saying nothing at all.
Batana Oil Conditioner: The Silky, Glossy, Never-Going-Back Hair Moment
If your hair has ever felt like it’s staging an uprising, you understand the desperation of slathering it with conditioners that promise miracles only to give you… slip, scent, and nothing else.
This one is different.
Not because it’s trendy.
Not because it’s exotic.
But because Batana oil has been used for generations in indigenous communities who understood something we tend to forget: the scalp is skin, and skin loves nutrients.
UnAltrd’s 100 percent Natural Batana Oil Conditioner doesn’t coat the hair in synthetics the way mainstream conditioners often do. There’s no silicone pretending to be shine. No chemical softeners. No artificial fragrances promising a tropical fantasy only to leave your hair feeling heavy by day two.
Instead, this conditioner actually absorbs.
It nourishes.
It works with the hair instead of tricking it.
If you’ve ever dealt with:
Dryness
Brittleness
Breakage
Thinning
Damage from color
Damage from heat
Damage from life
…you know the hair struggle is real. Traditional formulas can sometimes mask the problem temporarily, but nature-based ones tend to go deeper. Literally deeper, as in repairing the strand instead of smothering it.
When you massage this conditioner into your scalp, it feels grounding.
When you rinse it out, your hair feels like it remembered how to be hair again.
Give it a few weeks, and suddenly you’re that person people randomly compliment in public.
But the best part?
It aligns perfectly with UnAltrd’s “nothing unnecessary, nothing synthetic” philosophy.
Your scalp absorbs what you put on it.
So why not give it something your body understands?

Now Let’s Move Downward: Rewind Gut & Cell Cleanser
If your hair is the crown, your gut is the motherboard.
And if you’ve ever tried to function with a sluggish digestive system, you know it affects everything.
Your energy.
Your skin.
Your mood.
Your focus.
Your ability to survive a workday without contemplating your existence.
Rewind is one of UnAltrd’s internal staples because cleansing isn’t just about “detoxing.” It’s about clearing out what slows your system down so your body can work the way it’s supposed to.
This herbal blend is thoughtfully formulated with plants known for their digestive and cleansing support. Nothing trendy for the sake of trendiness. Nothing random tossed in because it sounds mystical.
Just herbs with a longstanding history of helping the digestive tract do its job.
Supporting elimination.
Reducing stagnation.
Helping the gut reset so the body can actually absorb nutrients instead of hoarding waste like it’s planning for winter.
People often notice improvements in:
Comfort
Regularity
Lightness
Energy
Mental clarity
And it makes sense. When your insides aren’t weighed down, your entire body feels it.
Rewind aligns with the core of UnAltrd’s philosophy:
Clean the system, then nourish it.
Remove what the body doesn’t need so it can better use what you give it.
It’s not about extremes.
It’s about foundational wellness.

The Real Magic Is What Happens When You Pair the Two
On the surface, Batana Oil Conditioner and Rewind don’t seem like a dynamic duo.
One belongs in the shower.
One belongs in the digestive system.
But here’s the thing:
You feel your best when both your external and internal environments are supported.
If your gut feels sluggish, your skin and hair often show it.
If your scalp is unhappy, your hair’s appearance changes too.
Everything is connected.
UnAltrd leans into that connection instead of pretending your insides and your outsides exist in separate universes.
So when you use both products, you create this subtle but powerful synergy of:
Cleansing internally
Hydrating externally
Restoring both sides of the body
Supporting the systems that impact your energy, appearance, and resilience
Suddenly you’re not just washing your hair.
You’re recalibrating your body from two angles at once.
You’re supporting systems that quietly determine how you show up in the world.
It’s a reset ritual disguised as two everyday products.
Let’s Talk Ritual, Not Routine
Weeknight showers are routine.
Grabbing supplements because you’re tired is routine.
Running on autopilot, forgetting to care for yourself, and then wondering why everything feels off? Also routine.
Ritual, though?
Ritual is intentional.
Ritual is something you look forward to.
Ritual is the moment you say, “Let’s just get back to what my body has been asking for.”
For me, the ritual looks like this:
Step 1: Run the shower, grab the Batana Conditioner, and promise myself I won’t rush.
Step 2: Massage the conditioner slowly into my scalp while thinking about the fact that hair strands actually respond so much better to nutrient-rich oils than synthetic glossers.
Step 3: Rinse and let my hair feel soft without feeling coated.
Step 4: Grab Rewind later in the day… morning or evening depending on what my body needs… and support my gut in the background without needing to think about it.
These two small commitments somehow manage to reset my mood, my hair, my digestion, and, strangely enough, my productivity.
Not because they’re magic, but because supporting your body on the inside and outside at the same time makes everything feel more aligned.
Why This Works for Real Life, Not Perfect Imaginary Life
Life is messy.
Stress eats minerals.
Foods we grab on the go aren’t always kind.
Hair goes through seasons.
Our insides reflect our habits.
Our outsides reflect our insides.
UnAltrd products slot into real life without requiring you to uproot your entire routine.
You don’t need a 25-step self-care day.
You don’t need hours.
You don’t need a wellness retreat.
You don’t need to change your entire diet overnight.
You don’t need perfection.
You just need a couple of nature rooted tools that support your body’s ability to function naturally again.
The conditioner supports your scalp and hair.
The gut cleanser supports your digestion and elimination.
And the result is this gentle but undeniable feeling of:
Oh.
This is what my body has been wanting.
The UnAltrd Lifestyle Isn’t About Extremes
It’s about remembering how to take care of yourself in ways that feel kind, simple, and grounded.
It’s about aligning with nature without making it complicated.
It’s about choosing products that have purpose, heritage, and intention.
Batana Oil Conditioner fits that.
Rewind fits that.
UnAltrd as a whole fits that.
Every product exists to help you feel more like yourself again.
Not a new person.
Not a perfect person.
Just the person you’ve been trying to come back to after months or years of feeling slightly out of sync.
Your Hair, Your Gut, Your Glow, Your Reset
So if you’ve been looking for something that feels like a real shift instead of another purchase that sits on a shelf, try combining these two.
Support the scalp.
Support the gut.
Support the systems that support you.
UnAltrd is built on lived experience, deep intention, and the understanding that nature can do a lot more for the body than we’re usually taught.
And honestly?
A reset shouldn’t feel difficult.
It should feel nourishing.
It should feel grounding.
It should feel like coming home to yourself again.
Two products.
One simple ritual.
A foundation for wellness that starts on the inside and shows on the outside.
Sometimes the most powerful changes start with the smallest steps.





