Let’s talk about what happens when you mix a bouldering chalk bag, a beat-up bar of soap, and a spoonful of tendon-loving collagen. Sounds like the beginning of a weird haiku, right?

But bear with me.

Because sometimes the best self-care rituals come from unexpected places—the stuff that’s a little offbeat, a little rough around the edges, and incredibly effective. We’re diving into the badass, chalk-dusted world of PhysiVantage Supercharged Collagen, the lovable grit of Ugly Bars from New Mexico Soap, and the decadent simplicity of Cozy Shea Butter. And yes, these all belong together in your real-life “feel-good” kit.

Let’s go.

From Tendon Trouble to “Whoa, My Skin Feels Amazing”

Imagine this: You’re halfway up a climbing route, hands trembling, fingers gripping a crimp that looks like a cruel joke. You’re giving it everything you’ve got. And then pop. There goes that angry twinge in your elbow again. Sound familiar?

If you’re a climber, athlete, yogi, or just someone who types too hard at their keyboard (guilty), you’ve probably dealt with tendon or joint issues. That’s where Supercharged Collagen by PhysiVantage comes in, swinging harder than your strongest dyno.

Created by elite climbing coach and physiologist Dr. Tyler Nelson, this isn’t your average “collagen smoothie booster.” This stuff is clinically dosed, backed by science, and made for performance. We’re talking real-deal tendon and extracellular matrix (ECM) support. If your body’s framework is like scaffolding, ECM is the sturdy weave holding it all together.

What’s wild? Collagen isn’t just for skin and nails anymore. PhysiVantage’s formula has 15 grams of hydrolyzed collagen peptides per serving, boosted with vitamin C, leucine, tryptophan, and Fortigel®—a collagen powerhouse shown to stimulate the body’s collagen production. It’s tendon TLC in powder form.

And unlike that generic collagen you snagged on sale once (that tasted like… feet), this comes in flavors like Lemon Berry and Chocolate. Yes, CHOCOLATE collagen. Game. Over.

You mix it, drink it, and get on with being you—stronger, more supported, and low-key glowing.

Soap That’s “Ugly” in Name Only

Let’s pivot to something completely different. Let’s talk soap. But not the kind that’s molded into perfect pastel swirls and wrapped in lace ribbon. Nope. We’re talking Ugly Bars by New Mexico Soap, where the motto might as well be, “So ugly it’s beautiful.”

These bars are the delightful misfits of the soap world. Crooked edges, unpredictable shapes, chunks missing here and there. Why? Because sometimes a batch of hand-poured soap doesn’t cut it for the Instagram feed, but it’s still phenomenal.

Every Ugly Bar contains the same high-quality, skin-loving ingredients as New Mexico Soap’s signature creations—like olive oil, coconut oil, shea butter, and essential oils. And the scents? Absolute magic. Earthy, herbal, spicy, sweet—each one is a little surprise.

Buying an Ugly Bar is like adopting the underdog at the shelter. It might not win a beauty pageant, but it’s pure heart and grit—and it’ll love you unconditionally.

Pair one of these gloriously gnarly bars with a hot shower after a tough training session, and suddenly you’re not just clean. You’re reborn.

Cozy Shea: Like Wrapping Yourself in a Butter Blanket

Let’s zoom in on the unsung hero of recovery: moisture.

After a week of climbing gym chalk, trail windburn, and washing your hands so often you start wondering if they’ll peel off, enter: Cozy Shea.

This stuff is like a cashmere hug in a jar. Pure, whipped, dreamy shea butter with a hint of vanilla spice. It melts into your skin like a whispered compliment and leaves you soft without the sticky mess of drugstore lotions that make you feel like a greased-up slip ‘n slide.

And yes, it’s made by the same artisans behind those Ugly Bars—so you know it’s the real deal. Cozy Shea is for the dry-elbowed, calloused-handed warriors among us. You climb hard, lift heavy, and maybe forget to drink enough water. Cozy Shea gets it. It’s not here to judge. It’s here to make you feel softer than you thought was legally possible.

Okay, But Do These Things Go Together?

Here’s the secret: absolutely yes.

Because wellness isn’t just smoothies and yoga mats. It’s what you do when no one’s watching. It’s choosing recovery. It’s slathering on shea butter after a brutal day. It’s choosing the “ugly” thing that works better than the shiny alternative. It’s drinking collagen that supports your joints before they start screaming at you.

Supercharged Collagen is the internal support beam. Ugly Bars scrub the day away with a wink. Cozy Shea is the final, soothing exhale. Together? They’re a holistic, wonderfully weird self-care trifecta for people who live boldly.

The Nerdy Truth Behind the Power of Supercharged Collagen

Let’s dig a little deeper, science nerds.

PhysiVantage didn’t just throw some collagen in a tub and slap on a sports label. Their formulation is grounded in tendon-specific research, especially from studies on Fortigel®, the type of collagen used in Supercharged Collagen. This bioactive collagen peptide has been shown to stimulate fibroblast activity—aka the cells responsible for building connective tissue.

Translation: you’re not just adding collagen. You’re giving your body the blueprint and tools to build its own, right where it’s needed most—tendons, ligaments, and fascia.

Dr. Nelson calls this “targeted nutrition for connective tissue,” and it’s kind of revolutionary in a world where most supplements focus on muscles alone. The climbing community was one of the first to notice, but endurance runners, lifters, and even office warriors with sore wrists are now catching on.

A Brand Born on the Crag

Let’s talk about where all this started.

PhysiVantage was born out of real-world climbing needs. Founder Dr. Tyler Nelson has been on the front lines of sports injury, rehab, and performance optimization for years. He’s worked with elite athletes, studied biomechanics, and understands that recovery is training.

So, he built a brand that mirrors the grit, intelligence, and creativity of climbers. This isn’t mass-produced fluff. It’s formulated by scientists who train hard and athletes who read PubMed for fun. And the best part? It’s practical. Supercharged Collagen is NSF Certified for Sport, meaning it’s safe, clean, and tested.

PhysiVantage is about performance from the inside out— not just for athletes. It’s for anyone who pushes their body, whether that means crushing a 5.13 or hauling groceries up four flights of stairs.

Why You Might Want to Mix Soap with Science

Look, wellness can feel overwhelming. One minute you’re counting grams of protein, the next you’re panic-buying a jade roller because TikTok said so.

But real, grounded wellness? That comes from listening to your body. Supporting it with what it needs. That might look like

•          Take Supercharged Collagen 30–60 minutes before your climbing session, run, or strength workout to promote tendon resilience and reduce injury risk.

•          Washing away the day with a so-ugly-it’s-perfect Ugly Bar, reminding yourself that imperfection is the real luxury.

•          Melting into bed with Cozy Shea slathered on your knuckles and knees, because hydration is healing.

These aren’t just products. They’re rituals. Anchors in your day. Small acts of care that stack up and shape a stronger, more supple, more present you.

Final Thoughts (and Sudsy Hands)

So no, you don’t need a $300 skincare fridge, a Himalayan salt sauna, or a PhD in kinesiology to build your recovery toolkit.

You just need things that work.

And guess what? PhysiVantage Supercharged Collagen, Ugly Bars, and Cozy Shea work. They work because they’re made by people who care. People who lift and climb and train and feel. People who know that progress is messy, healing is nonlinear, and beauty isn’t always symmetrical.

So go ahead. Drink the collagen. Scrub with the weird soap. Lather up with the shea. You’re not just investing in products. You’re investing in your process. And that’s where the real magic lives.

Products featured in your new favorite ritual:

•          Supercharged Collagen—PhysiVantage’s clinically dosed, tendon-nourishing powerhouse for athletes who know recovery is half the battle.

•          Ugly Bars—New Mexico Soap’s charmingly imperfect soap bars that cleanse like a dream and celebrate the beauty of flaws.

•          Cozy Shea—A lush, whipped, vanilla-scented shea butter balm that turns dry skin into a baby-soft masterpiece.

Cheers to strong tendons, dirty hands, and deliciously weird routines.

You’ve earned it.