You’re curled up on the couch, maybe wrapped in that blanket you never lend out because it’s practically a second skin. The kettle sings in the background. You drop a handful of herbs into your favorite mug, add hot water, and suddenly your kitchen feels less like “Tuesday night chaos” and more like a private apothecary ritual.

That, my friend, is the world of Wisdom of the Womb—a company that has turned tea into a revolution of sorts. Forget those dusty supermarket boxes that taste like disappointment. These blends are bold, nourishing, and designed with a single mission: to help women reconnect with their bodies, cycles, and inner rhythms.

And today, I want to spill the tea—quite literally—on two of their most beloved blends: Fertile Mama Tea and B*tch’s Brew Tea. Both are herbal powerhouses, both wildly adored by women across the globe, and both here to make your cycle (and life) a whole lot easier to navigate.

Let’s pour ourselves a cup and talk about it, shall we?

The Story Behind the Kettle

Before we dive into the details of the blends, it’s worth pausing on where all this began. Wisdom of the Womb isn’t just a tea company. It’s the creation of Ariele Myers, a Licensed Acupuncturist, herbalist, and fertility specialist who saw way too many women walking around disconnected from their bodies, frustrated with their cycles, and tired of being told their symptoms were just “part of being a woman.”

Instead of treating period pain, hormone swings, or fertility struggles as flaws to cover up, she reframed them as messages. Think of it like your body texting you—but instead of emojis or late-night memes, it’s sending signals through cramps, bloating, mood shifts, or irregular cycles.

What if those signals weren’t something to silence, but something to understand? That’s the philosophy here. And it’s why these teas exist—not just to soothe symptoms, but to help women feel nourished, balanced, and at home in their own skin again.

Meet the Firstborn: Fertile Mama Tea

Let’s start with the crown jewel: Fertile Mama Tea.

If this blend had a personality, she’d be that friend who always remembers your birthday, shows up with soup when you’re sick, and reminds you to drink water because she cares about your well-being more than you sometimes do. She’s the nurturer, the root-builder, the “let’s get you glowing from the inside out” kind of tea.

What’s Inside?

This tea is a carefully balanced blend of herbs that would make even the most skeptical side-eye herbalism a little less. Here’s the roll call:

• Raspberry Leaf – The uterus’ BFF. Known for toning uterine muscles, it’s long been used to support healthy cycles.
• Nettle – A mineral-rich powerhouse that rebuilds and replenishes. Think of it as nature’s multivitamin.
• Dong Quai – Sometimes called the “female ginseng,” it’s famous in Traditional Chinese Medicine for regulating cycles and supporting blood flow.
• Go Qi Berries – Packed with antioxidants and sweet in taste, they bring vitality and circulation to the mix.

Together, they don’t just whisper “fertility support.” They sing a full-on anthem of nourishment: balancing hormones, improving digestion, increasing circulation to reproductive organs, and gently detoxifying the liver.

Who Is It For?

Despite the name, this tea isn’t only for women trying to conceive (though it’s been a game-changer for thousands who are). It’s also for anyone who feels their womb, cycle, or hormones could use some love. Women often report lighter, more regular periods, clearer skin, calmer moods, and this subtle but powerful shift in how connected they feel to their body.

Think of it like building strong roots in a garden. Fertility, in Traditional Chinese Medicine, is seen as a reflection of your overall vitality. When the soil (aka your body) is rich and balanced, everything else thrives. Fertile Mama Tea is essentially soil food for your womb.

Enter the Rebel: B*tch’s Brew Tea

If Fertile Mama Tea is the sweet nurturing friend, B*tch’s Brew Tea is the one who shows up when you’re in sweatpants, crying over a commercial, snapping at your partner for chewing too loudly, and feeling like the world is too much.

She doesn’t judge. She pours you a mug, plops next to you, and says, “Yeah, it’s rough. Let’s get through this together.”

What’s Inside?

This tea isn’t shy about its mission: calm the chaos. The herbs in this blend are selected for their ability to soothe, balance, and release.

• Red Clover Flower – Known for balancing estrogen and supporting hormonal health.
• Lemon Balm – A calming herb that eases anxiety and tension.
• Yellow Dock – Supports the liver (hello, hormone metabolism).
• Yarrow – Helps reduce cramps and ease bloating.
• Passionflower – A natural relaxant for the nervous system.

It’s the ultimate luteal phase companion—those days leading up to your period where emotions run high, energy runs low, and everything feels just a bit… intense.

Why Women Love It

This tea has developed something of a cult following, not just for its effects but for its personality. Women call it their “period bestie,” their go-to for mood swings, their secret weapon against cramps and bloating.

The beauty of B*tch’s Brew is that it doesn’t just numb the discomfort. It supports the systems at the root—especially the liver, which plays a critical role in processing estrogen. By calming the nervous system and easing physical symptoms, it helps you drop the guilt, actually feel your feelings, and make it through those days with more grace (and fewer side-eyes at innocent bystanders).

More Than Tea—A Movement

What really sets Wisdom of the Womb apart isn’t just the herbs (though those are top-notch, organic, and wildcrafted). It’s the philosophy.

Too many women have been told their bodies are problems to fix, or worse—flawed. Wisdom of the Womb flips that script. Instead of shaming or silencing the signals our bodies send, these teas (and the community around them) invite women to listen.

It’s not just about soothing cramps or supporting fertility. It’s about remembering that the womb is wise, the cycle is powerful, and our bodies are always speaking.

This isn’t a “buy this and all your problems disappear” situation. It’s a slow, nourishing practice. A reminder every time you sip: you’re not broken. You’re in conversation with your body.

The Ritual Matters

Here’s the thing: it’s not just the herbs that make these teas powerful. It’s the act of making them. Boiling the water, inhaling the steam, holding a warm mug in your hands—it all becomes part of the medicine.

Because let’s be honest, when was the last time you actually slowed down to do something caring for your body without rushing through it? These teas create a pause, a moment to tune in and say, “Hey, what do I need right now?”

That ritual is just as important as the ingredients.

A Community of 300,000+ Women

Yes, you read that right. Over 300,000 women are part of the Wisdom of the Womb community. That’s not just customers—it’s a sisterhood of women sharing stories, supporting each other, and reclaiming the wisdom of their bodies.

From fertility journeys to PMS struggles to simply wanting to feel more aligned with their cycles, women are finding that when they stop fighting their bodies and start listening, things begin to shift.

And that’s the true heart of this movement: healing not through suppression, but through remembering.

Which Tea Do You Need?

• Choose Fertile Mama Tea if you want deep nourishment, hormone balance, and support for your cycle, fertility, or overall vitality.
• Choose B*tch’s Brew Tea if your PMS feels like it has its own zip code, if bloating and mood swings make you dread your luteal phase, or if you just need a calming, supportive daily tea.

Many women drink both—switching between them depending on the phase of their cycle or their needs in the moment. Think of it as building a herbal toolkit for your womb.

Final Sip

Here’s what I love most about these teas: they’re not trying to “fix” you. They’re not promising miracles. They’re simply offering plants, intention, and a reminder that your body is wise, capable, and deserving of care.

In a world that often tells women to tough it out, numb the pain, or ignore their cycles, Wisdom of the Womb whispers a different story: you are not broken. Your body is not the enemy. With the right support, nourishment, and attention, you can feel more at home in yourself than you ever thought possible.

So, next time your period rolls around—or when you’re on your fertility journey, or just craving more balance—maybe the most radical act of self-care is as simple as a steaming mug of tea.

And honestly? That’s a revolution worth brewing.